so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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