if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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