Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
