i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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