In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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