why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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