Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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