So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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