I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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