That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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