Whod you bang
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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