You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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