We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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