plz talk dirty to me
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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