so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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