just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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