grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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