Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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