eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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