my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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