called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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