I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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