you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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