Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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