Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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