K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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