plz talk dirty to me
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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