she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
