My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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