Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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