im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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