If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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