We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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