No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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