guys are not supposed to queef...right?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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