normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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