You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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