the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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