Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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