Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she smelled like a LAN party
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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