i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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