In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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