Pregnant stripper...not hot.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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