What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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