At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
