Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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