You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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