Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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