My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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