Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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