I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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